August 2012
aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
iphone420:
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Me at 7 AM: tired
Me at 12 PM: tired
Me at 3 PM: tired
Me at 7 PM: *yawn* tired
Me at 10 PM: tired
Me at 2 AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
tetheredtay:
I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis
he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE
calvinccandie:
when i find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
get your shit together
fiftyshadesofcoulson:
mattypi-mcfrostingeater:
videohall:
If children wrote the movie scripts
I’m crying. There are literally tears.
reblogged it only because of the way she says “basketball”
I’m cheesing.