I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
tyleroakley: 8yrs: How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds. I’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS.
cowabungadudeee: Being against something does not mean that you are scared of it. Disagreeing with something does not mean you hate it. Reread that and let it sink in, I implore you.
skyscr4p3r: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs But we are Tumblr Olympians
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone...– Samira (via grisho)
“get a tumblr” they said “blogging is fun” they said “you can stop whenever you want” they said
Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
nudeblogger: I don’t always watch shows but when I do, I watch all eight seasons in one night then get sad when it ends