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i'm scottie
and i've been ballin' out of control for 22 years.

college graduate.
starbucks barista.
chicago native,
living in germany.

chicks before dicks. always.

all in all, i'm just a cool kid that likes cool stuff.
ya dig?
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precumming:

facegroper:

precumming:

Disney channel.. white girl.. it wasn’t miley cyrus her name was liz

Lizzie mcguire?

lizzie mcGUIRE

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girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs
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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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tuckhasthoughts:

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

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anglophilium:

One ring to rule them all

*heavy nerd breathing*
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